To my dearest Eric,
I do not know what to say
Words alone cannot express
How I feel about you
But I do know this
My time is short
And any day could be my last
I am dying
There is no other way of explaining it
My heart is frail
The Thorns are merciless
Do not try to avoid it
Because we both know
The end is approaching fast
And soon I will be gone
But I do not want you
To feel like you are alone
There are so many of us
Grell, Ronald, and Will
All of us, all of them
They are there for you
And I know they will be
When I cannot
Promise me one thing though
When I die, and I take my last breath
Please, do not cry
Don't shed tears for me
Beca
100 Ways to Annoy William T. Spears by Phoenix-of-Starlight, literature
Literature
100 Ways to Annoy William T. Spears
100 Ways to Annoy William T. Spears
-By Phoenix of Starlight.
*This contains references to Kuroshitsuji I and II, the OVAs, as well as the Kuroshitsuji musicals, and the manga.
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1. Bring a demon into the shinigami Library.
2. Insult Undertaker.
3. Steal his glasses.
4. If option three isn't coming into effect immediately, give said glasses to Grell, and William will be forced to do something he doesn't want to do in order to get them back.
5. Step on his foot.
6. Paint his death scythe completely red.
7. If option six isn't coming into effect immediately, give the painted death scythe to
"So this tosser is boozed up as you like-"
"He's your senior, Ronald."
"But it's descriptive, Mister Humphries! So the tosser gives a whole spiel about her dress and how she suits burnt orange, plus a whole load of other crap and, get this, she just laps it up!"
Ronald continued to share his latest story while Alan glanced hopefully at the other reaper nearby. Unfortunately, when Eric sat up from sprawling out it wasn't to break his silence but to appropriate Alan's rule book as an improvised sunshade. He stole it back, tucked in a blade of grass as a bookmark then tacitly allowed Eric to use it as a mask.
Ronald hadn't even noticed. He w
Things Ronald Knox Cannot Do by Hikaru4Ever852, literature
Literature
Things Ronald Knox Cannot Do
1)I am not longer allowed to take my lawnmower out for joy rides
2)Even if Grell senpai dares me to
3)I cannot mow the carpet in my office or anywhere in the building
4)No matter how bored I am
5)I cannot put my paperwork into my lawnmower or William senpai will give me more
6)If I even have my lawnmower on during office hours, William senpai has every right to kill me
7)The same right goes to Eric senpai
8)Having no fuel for my death scythe is not a good enough exuse to get out of reaping souls
9)Stamping my work as complete before reaping the soul does not mean I can get my work done faster
10)I can no longer date mortal girls beca
“That’s all for today. Class dismissed.”
The class groaned in appreciation and the chairs and desks creaked loudly as the students moved about, muttering half-hearted goodbyes to the teacher standing in front of the class and bolted home. The teacher simply smiled and nodded, fully aware that the makeup class he conducted was not going to be as productive as his regular classes. His students would be worrying about their upcoming exams and meeting the deadlines of their assignments, that he understood. That also goes to the pretty raven that had just bid him goodbye, whose skirt was way too short for the school’s regu
Savant 05: Overflowing by l-von-lohengrin, literature
Literature
Savant 05: Overflowing
“Aaargh!”
A few of the reapers that were still bustling about at the hall looked up from the source of the desperate voice and stared at whoever that was beside them questioningly, wondering why such noise could even come from the occupant of the office. Inside said office, however, Eric did not know nor care of what was going on outside his workplace; he was only making the noise to express his annoyance in hope that it would leave him be so that he could continue working on his paperwork.
It did not work. At all.
Images of the familiar face that has been bugging him continued to pop into his mind, leaving his concentration ce